I am the Grinch,
Stealing Christmas is a cinch.
The parents angry, the children blue,
Me, here, dreaming of reindeer stew.
Into your houses, I will sneak,
All because you call me a freak.
My bag will fill with presents and toys,
No Christmas joy for girls or for boys.
In other stories, the Grinch did return,
But in MY cave the toys will burn.
So, if you want joy this Christmas Day,
If you want this Grinch to stay away,
Be nice to all, do what is right,
Now Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!