Random Chance

When you gamble, you put your fate

in Lady Luck’s hands, so you wait

for Providence to smile down upon you,

and grant you a random win or two.

A remote chance is all you’ve got.

You better hope those slots are hot!

Be it destiny or a roll of the dice,

to win a fortune would be nice!

Casino Plans

What do you do at the casino?

Do you play slots or maybe Bingo?

Is poker your fun or is it craps?

Or just a hotel room for your naps?

Keno and blackjack, then fine dining.

But please, if you lose, no incessant whining!

The main thing is to have some fun.

And when you leave, let’s hope you’ve won!

Easter at the Casino

It’s Easter Sunday at the casino.

So many people playing slots and Bingo.

Fresh out of a church, they gamble and sin,

Praying that their next bet is the big win.

They condemn other people for this sin or that,

Then gamble their kid’s college fund on baccarat.

They strut through the town, praising the Lord,

All the while, dreaming of the keno board.

Not all with faith are like that, this is very true,

But if you are, don’t judge me until you judge you.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone,

Until that is you, please leave me alone!