A Boy and His Tank

The first alien ship showed up right over the pharmacy.

At first, Owen honestly thought it was some kind of weather balloon or drone or weird military thing, because stuff like this did not happen in Maple Ridge, Pennsylvania. Stuff that happened in Maple Ridge was more along the lines of a raccoon getting into the school dumpster or somebody stealing the welcome sign as a senior prank.

Then the sky turned blue.

Not normal blue. Wrong blue. Bright and electric and almost liquid-looking, spreading out over Main Street like somebody had poured neon paint across the clouds.

People started screaming.

That was the moment Owen stopped trying to explain it away.

He ducked behind the low stone wall in front of the bank and stayed there, breathing hard, trying not to throw up.

Across the street, a sedan had rolled halfway onto the curb. Somebody’s groceries were scattered all over the road. A woman stood beside them without moving, one hand still out like she’d been reaching for something.

It wasn’t just her.

Mr. Keller from the hardware store was frozen in the middle of the sidewalk. Two deputies stood beside their cruiser, staring upward like they’d forgotten what legs were for. Even Owen’s dad, who had run outside the second he heard the noise, had made it maybe twenty feet before just… stopping.

Not asleep. Not unconscious. Just stuck.

Owen had never seen adults look that scared before. Not movie scared. Real scared. The kind that empties a person out.

And the aliens—because there was really no nicer word for them—were just walking through town like they owned it.

They were tall and thin and wore dark armor that caught the blue light every time they moved. None of them seemed in a hurry. Which, somehow, made it worse.

Owen wiped his sweaty palms on his jeans and tried to think.

Call 911? Already tried. No signal.

Run home? Maybe, except his dad was out here and his mom was on shift at the clinic and his little sister was probably still hiding under her bed because that was where she hid during thunderstorms.

He looked up again and immediately wished he hadn’t.

One of the ships moved overhead without making a sound. It should’ve made a sound. Something that big ought to rumble or roar or at least whine. Instead it just glided there, smooth and silent, like the sky itself had decided to turn mean.

Then somebody yelled, “Owen?”

He turned so fast he banged his elbow against the wall.

Lila Hart was crouched behind a pickup truck about thirty feet away.

Which was, honestly, not ideal.

Not because he didn’t want to see Lila. He always wanted to see Lila. Lila in English class, Lila at lunch, Lila at soccer games, Lila literally anywhere. But there were a lot of situations in which a guy could look cool in front of the girl he liked, and hiding behind a bank wall during an alien invasion was not one of them.

Her braid was half falling out, and there was dirt on her cheek. She was holding a tire iron.

A tire iron.

Against aliens.

For some reason that made him like her even more.

“What are you doing?” she called.

He stared at her. “Staying alive?”

She gave him a look. “That’s not a plan.”

“It’s a solid start.”

Normally that would’ve made her laugh. This time she just glanced over the truck bed toward the street, tense and alert.

“They’re heading toward the clinic,” she said.

Owen’s stomach dropped.

The clinic.

His mom.

He looked past her and saw them—three of the aliens moving down Oak toward the little brick building near the traffic light.

He stopped thinking after that.

Or maybe he started thinking too fast.

Either way, his eyes landed on the tank sitting in the middle of Main Street.

It had been parked there since the Founders Day parade setup. Some National Guard display. Kids had climbed all over it taking pictures while a bored soldier kept telling everybody not to touch anything important.

Owen had spent almost twenty minutes there on Thursday because he was exactly the kind of loser who thought tanks were cool but had to pretend not to.

Lila followed his gaze.

“No,” she said immediately.

“Maybe,” he said.

“No.”

“Okay, but hear me out.”

“I’m not hearing out whatever insane thing your face is doing right now.”

The insane thing his face was doing, apparently, was deciding.

He didn’t know how. Not really. He had never driven anything bigger than his uncle’s riding mower. But the controls had looked weirdly familiar when he’d peeked inside the hatch Thursday afternoon, and now, with adrenaline making his whole body buzz, he realized why.

Tank Dominion IV.

A stupid video game his cousin Evan had downloaded onto Owen’s console last month. Owen had gotten embarrassingly good at it. Good enough that Evan had accused him of having no life, which had been rude but not inaccurate.

“This is gonna sound dumb,” Owen said.

Lila stared at him. “Everything today sounds dumb.”

“I think I know how to drive that.”

She blinked once. “From what?”

He hesitated.

Then: “Video games.”

There was a beat.

Then she said, “That is the worst sentence I’ve ever heard.”

“Yeah, I know.”

Another ship passed overhead, and blue light washed over the street. Lila flinched and ducked lower.

The aliens were getting closer to the clinic.

Owen looked at the tank again.

He could feel his heartbeat in his throat now.

“Stay here,” he said.

Lila grabbed his wrist before he could move. “Owen.”

He looked at her hand, then at her face.

For once, she wasn’t joking around. “You do realize,” she said, “that if this goes badly, it goes really badly.”

He gave a shaky little laugh. “That sort of feels true no matter what I do.”

That must have been the right answer, because she let go.

Then she said, “Okay. Then don’t die doing something stupid.”

“I’ll try to limit the stupid.”

He ran before he could talk himself out of it.

The street felt way too open. Too exposed. Every step he expected to get blasted apart or snatched up or frozen like everybody else, but none of that happened. He reached the tank, grabbed a metal handle, and hauled himself up so fast he almost slipped.

The hatch was still open.

Which felt less like luck and more like the universe saying, Fine. Go ahead. Ruin your life.

He dropped inside.

It smelled like hot metal and grease and old dust. The controls looked even more complicated up close, which was not encouraging, but they still looked enough like the game that his brain latched onto a few things.

Ignition.

Power.

Traverse.

Please let that be the right word.

Something hit the outside of the tank with a sharp metallic crack.

Owen yelped and smacked at the switches.

Nothing.

“Come on,” he muttered. “Come on, come on—”

Another hit.

Then the engine roared awake so suddenly he almost headbutted the panel.

“Oh my God,” he said out loud.

The whole tank shuddered around him.

He grabbed the controls with both hands, trying very hard not to think about the fact that he was fifteen years old and sitting inside an actual tank in the middle of an alien invasion.

He jerked one lever.

The tank lurched forward.

Not smoothly. Not heroically. It moved like a giant steel shopping cart with anger issues. But it moved.

Owen laughed once, short and disbelieving.

Then he saw one of the aliens turn toward him and raise some kind of glowing weapon.

Apparently “small-town teenagers with stolen military equipment” wasn’t something they’d prepared for.

 

He hit the trigger.

The blast was so loud it rattled through his chest.

He had no idea if he’d aimed right. He barely even knew what he’d hit. But the street in front of the alien exploded, and the thing went down hard, thrown sideways in a shower of sparks and broken pavement.

For half a second Owen just stared.

Then he whispered, “No way.”

From somewhere outside, faint but clear, he heard Lila scream, “OWEN!”

He couldn’t tell if that was good or bad.

Things got messy after that.

Really messy.

He drove the tank straight down Main, clipped the corner of a newspaper box, crushed a bike somebody had left on the sidewalk, and nearly took out the flower planters in front of the diner. He fired at anything with glowing armor or too many legs. One alien machine toppled into the fountain. Another blew apart beside the courthouse steps. A ship swooped lower, and Owen took a wild shot that sent it tilting into the clock tower in a burst of blue-white light.

Windows shattered.

Car alarms went off.

Somewhere in the middle of all that, people started moving again.

The adults weren’t frozen anymore. They stumbled back, confused and blinking, shielding their faces from the smoke and noise. Owen caught sight of his dad ducking behind a truck and waving frantically, though whether he was cheering or telling him to stop immediately was impossible to say.

The aliens pulled back fast after that.

The last ship shot upward and vanished into the clouds.

And then it was quiet.

Not fully quiet. There were sirens now, and people shouting, and something still crackling over by the pharmacy. But the horrible humming was gone. The blue light was gone.

The town was still standing.

Mostly.

Owen killed the engine with trembling hands and sat there for a second, breathing hard.

Then he pushed open the hatch and climbed out onto the top of the tank.

Main Street looked wrecked.

The courthouse had a chunk missing. The fountain was busted. There was debris everywhere.

But people were moving. Talking. Hugging each other. Crying.

Alive.

Owen sat down on the warm metal and finally let himself breathe.

A minute later, Lila climbed up beside him.

He looked over, startled. “You know this is probably extremely unsafe.”

“Probably,” she said.

She sat close enough that their shoulders touched.

For a second neither of them said anything. They just looked out over the street and the smoke and the people staring up at them.

Then Lila said, “So.”

Owen waited.

She turned and looked at him, the corner of her mouth lifting. “I take back what I said.”

“About what?”

“About video games being useless.”

He laughed, and this time it came out easier.

Then she added, “Also, for the record, that was kind of hot.”

Owen nearly choked.

“What?”

She smiled wider, clearly enjoying this now. “You heard me.”

“I think I hallucinated it, actually.”

“You didn’t.”

He looked at her, really looked at her, and realized she was blushing a little too.

That helped.

A lot.

So he said, “Good. Because I’ve been trying to impress you for, like, two years.”

Lila gave him a long look. “Owen, you stole a tank and fought off aliens.”

“Borrowed,” he said. “Temporarily.”

She laughed and leaned her shoulder into his again.

“Pretty sure I was impressed before the tank part,” she said.

For a second, with smoke drifting into the late afternoon sky and half the town still staring at them, Owen forgot about the fear and the noise and how close everything had come to going wrong.

He just sat there on top of a tank with the girl he liked pressed against his side, and thought maybe the weirdest day of his life had not ended as badly as it could have.

Down on the street, someone started cheering.

Then a few more people joined in.

Owen looked out over Main Street, wrecked and messy and very much still there, and grinned despite himself.

Yeah, okay.

Maybe this beat a high score.

 

A Boy and His Tank

Pure panic filled the young boy’s fearful green eyes.

Afraid and unsure what dangers lurked in the skies.

The boy took a big risk and left where he was hid.

Hoping that the aliens would not notice a kid.

Every adult was stricken with overwhelming fear.

The boy took a deep breath and wiped away a tear.

He had to do something, though he was just fifteen.

He could not let the intruders get away clean.

Each grownup he’d seen, their faces were aghast,

With them frozen in place, he had to act fast.

In the middle of the road sat an army tank.

The boy ran from the shadow of the local bank

He jumped on the tank, made his way inside,

And started the engine, preparing for his ride.

The controls looked just like his new video game,

An hour later the boy was on his way to fame.

All the aliens were gone, there were simply no more,

And the boy thought that must count as a high score.

He wondered if the unfrozen grownups would thank

The skinny teenage boy sitting on top of his tank.

Missing Monday

Aaron lay in bed staring at the ceiling. He couldn’t decide whether to go back to sleep or get ready for school. What day is it? He wasn’t sure. Aaron knew it wasn’t Sunday, but it wasn’t Tuesday either. Something felt different. Something felt wrong. Maybe his mom would know. Aaron begrudgingly got out of bed, shivering when his bare feet hit the cold floor. “Mom!” He yelled, walking into the kitchen. “Hey, mom! Is today a school day? I… I’m not sure.”

Aaron’s mother wandered into the kitchen, still in her pajamas. “I’m not sure either. I can’t remember what day it is. It feels like I should go to work, but I know it’s not Tuesday. I don’t know what to do.” She sat down at the table and stared off into space.

Aaron felt like he was walking through fog. Maybe if he concentrated enough, he could figure it out. Aaron stepped outside and looked around. All over the neighborhood, people wandered around like they didn’t know where they were or what was happening. He called over to his neighbor. “Mike! Mike! What is everyone doing? What’s happening? What day is it today?”

The other boy burst into tears and fell to his knees. “Aaron, I don’t know. Look at me. I’m half in my school uniform and half in weekend clothes. My parents are sitting in their car but haven’t left yet. They don’t know if they have work today or not.”

Aaron returned to his house and thought about everything he’d seen. The fog in his brain began to thin. Aaron went to his room and sat at his desk. Aaron opened his laptop and searched Google for “How many days are there in a week?” He found “7.” Aaron searched for the names of the days of the week. He came up with “Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,” but that was only six. Aaron knew yesterday was Sunday. He searched for “What day comes after Sunday?” and got an error message saying that Google could not find that internet page. He researched several variations on that same question, and suddenly, his laptop screen cracked, and his laptop caught fire. Aaron ran to the kitchen for the fire extinguisher. Now, he knew something was wrong.

Aaron walked back into the kitchen. “Mom, I think there was a day between Sunday and Tuesday, but I can’t remember what it’s called. Does that sound familiar to you?”

“No! There’s nothing between… nothing… between…. nothing…nothing…” Aaron’s mother slid out of her chair onto the floor, drool dripping out of her mouth. Before he could help his mother, Aaron found himself somewhere else entirely. He wasn’t in his kitchen anymore. Aaron was in a long room, completely white, with no window or door. In front of him stood two tall, grey-skinned creatures. They looked just like pictures of aliens. Tall, slender bodies, silver almond-shaped eyes, and long fingers. Aaron stood there staring at them, unsure of what to do. One of the aliens spoke.

“Why are all you humans so displeased. We have studied you for centuries, and the most common complaint we have heard is about this day called “Monday.” We, Overlords, decided to remove Monday to see if overall human happiness improved. Your entire species fell into chaos and confusion within hours. You seem to grasp what we have done. Have you an explanation for our results?”

“Wait… what? Monday? Oh yeah! Monday! That’s it!” Aaron remembered everything now and looked up at the Overlords. “You removed Monday? I can’t even begin to understand how that’s possible or how you are possible! But if this is real and not some crazy dream, I think I may have an answer for you. You removed an entire day of the week but didn’t replace it with anything. You didn’t even move Tuesday up to fill the gap, so we all woke up, and it felt like something was missing… something was wrong. We didn’t understand. There was no Monday, but there was nothing in its place. We felt empty. We didn’t know what to do.” He spread his hands and looked at them. “You left us in an empty void of nothing.”

The Overlords considered this for a moment. “You are correct. Would it be better to move Tuesday into its place and banish Monday from your brains?”

Aaron shook his head. “No. It’s not exactly Monday that we hate; it’s just the end of the weekend. The end of fun. If Tuesday were there, we’d begin to hate Tuesday the same as we hated Monday. Just put Monday back where it belongs.”

The Overlords conferred with each other and then spoke to Aaron. “You are correct. We never considered this possibility. You are a complex species that requires much more study. The Overlord’s silver eyes flashed, and Aaron returned to his kitchen.

His mom sat at the table eating breakfast. “There you are, Aaron. Go get ready for school. I don’t know about you. Every Monday, you almost miss the bus. Hurry up. It’s an early workday for me, and I won’t be able to drive you to school. I hate Monday, too, but I have to go to work, and you have to go to school.”

Aaron smiled to himself. Everything was back to normal. His mother didn’t remember anything weird. Aaron wondered if he was the only one who would have memories of this crazy morning. “Ok, mom. I’m going. Mondays do suck, but you’re right. They’re a necessary evil.” Aaron laughed and got ready for school.