Fake Friends

Your fake smile holds no joy,

such a mean and nasty boy.

You call us the best of friends,

but the bullying just never ends.

As a friend you’re just bad.

Talking to you makes me mad.

Friends should comfort you when you cry.

They do not ridicule your reasons why.

We’ve been friends for many a year,

but you’ve seldom brought me cheer.

So, the time has come for me to say,

my former friend, please go away.

Little Catfish

Little catfish, how you swim,

Changing your name on a whim.

The pics you choose are so neat,

A winning smile that can’t be beat.

It’s too bad that they’re not you,

You make your victims oh so blue.

Little catfish, please go away,

Find somewhere else to swim and play.