The big baby blimp flies through the sky,
Causing fake tears in the Orange Man’s eye.
Across London, it flies, to thunderous cheers,
While on Fox News, there’s nothing but jeers.
All around the globe, people know he’s a jerk,
Never a smile, but sometimes a smirk.
Why so many at home think he’s so great,
Some even think he was elected by fate.
But I think it’s better for me and you,
In 2020, if we turn Washington blue.